Bro, you guys totally rock, man. Bro, this is some rad material, dude. I’m being totally serious broski. Sick guitaritry too, you must have fire extinguishers on stage with you in case the neck of your guitar bursts into flames from the shred. I mean apart from your ability to totally rock out and shred down the neck, the eloquent delivery of your post-graduate vocabulary and clever cunning with words is otherwise unrivaled by other ‘gentlemen rockers’ in your genre. Dude - food, can - man, Times apparently are tough particularly in the ninth grade rhyme scheme department. You should have kept going with the Shakespearean articulation, pal. Here are some more ideas - dude, food, mood, lewd (pronounced lood) and if you want to be risqué go for should, just change it a little at the end like this - I saw this dude had a sign askin’ for food I didn’t give him change cause I wasn’t in the mood even though I probably should - see how you can do that! I am by no means saying that the rock world doesn’t need more forty-something rockers with a cursory knowledge of the twelve bar blues. I mean come on! You could cover Revolution by the Beatles, that would be original! I’m just saying that the rock world doesn’t need anymore forty-something rockers. Put the leather down and step away from the Trans-Am. Look, at this point life in order to “break” into “the biz” you’ll need one of two things. First, a reputation with some movers and shakers who are taken seriously in the world of music and, secondly, this one is the clincher, TALENT. - Kurt 03/16/09

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